Ulfric’s cock is the Tenth Divine
Ulfric’s cock is so glorious that it knows the Thu’um
Ulfric’s cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts “FUS RO DAH”
Ulfric’s cock has its own surname. Cock Stormcock.
Ulfric’s cock is the Dovakhiin nobody knew about. It was Ulfric’s cock Alduin was really looking for when he entered Helgen.
It was Ulfric’s cock that nearly shouted High King Torygg to pieces. Ulfric just wanted to talk.
There are two major towers in Windhelm that can be seen from the sky: the Palace of the Kings, and Cock Stormcock.
The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.
Make it quick. Ulfric’s cock is very busy.
xD! I don’t know if she came up with that on her own, but it was brilliant and made me laugh my ass off.
Yes, I write as well as read Skyrim fan-fiction.
And, having nothing better to do, I decided to go through the list of stories and clicked on a certain one (Though I won’t mention why) and I found myself infuriated.
Not only was it bad-not the worst I’ve ever read, however-but they couldn’t even get the simplest things straight! When you’re pretty much copy/paste-ing dialogue from a video on youtube or whatever, you have the subtitles right there, it spells everything out for you!
Yet there was such horrible spelling mistakes like soveirgngard (Sovngarde), as well as NPCs names that weren’t even close.
I just felt like I’d been beaten because this was allowed. Maybe, just maybe, if this person had some guidance with the story, it’d have a good plot. BUT THE FACT THAT PEOPLE APPLAUD THE WRITER FOR WHAT THEY’VE DONE? It literally put me into a rage.
I don’t know what it is about those Nord men
coughcoughFARKAScoughcough, but they know their way to a woman’s heart. And you know what that way is?
BY BASHING IN THE SKULL OF YOUR ENEMIES. Unf, let me just take you right then and there, okay?
Maybe it’s a primal thing about watching men fight? I don’t know, but watching any hot male character just crit hit your foe is an instant swoon. It doesn’t happen often enough, sadly :’[
Just curious… What can you do to impress a Dremora? They don’t seem easily impressed…
Doesn’t end well for the people of the AC world. When playing PS3, I use square to sheathe my weapon in Skyrim. You can’t do that in AC. Square is to kill. I’ve killed SO many citizens because of this mistake D:
And it frustrates me a little that the horses in AC don’t jump off cliffs and ledges like Skyrim’s horses. Geez, it’ll only hurt a little bit.
My new shirt. FUCK YEAH, COMPANIONS.
It’s my now lucky shirt. I never want to stop wearing it. It’s so pretty~ <3
Writing Skyrim fanfiction and needing to do research is the reason for this, but I think it will be educational in its own way.
There’s SO many books D: Good thing I’m just reading them from UESPWiki. Couldn’t imagine finding all those books in game.
Mk, when it comes to the civil war going on in Skyrim, I lean more towards the Stormcloaks because I can’t stand that the Empire are Thalmor puppets. Both sides have their down sides, with the previously mentioned slavery with the Imperials while the Stormcloaks are racist. It’s hard to choose.
Ithink there should just be a side “Dragonborn” where your character becomes the High King/Queen. After everything you’ve done for Skyrim, you get to be JUST Thane? Nah, that throne is mine bitches!